How to lose all your money

Inverting the Problem

One of my favorite techniques for dealing with problems, especially broad and ambiguous ones, is to invert them. This means, rather than thinking about what you do want (which might be very ambiguous, like “how do I be successful?”), you get really clear on what you don’t want, and then avoid doing that. This simple technique helps take care of most of the biggest investing mistakes in my experience.

For example: Charlie Munger, legendary investor, longtime partner of Warren Buffett, and another fan of inverting problems, explained how he used this technique when he was in WWII. Charlie was a meteorologist, and his job was to forecast weather patterns to keep pilots from being killed flying into storms and bad weather.

That’s a pretty important job. It also has a lot of ambiguity. So, Charlie decided to invert the problem. He said “how could a meteorologist kill a bunch of pilots?” He then got really clear on what those weather conditions would look like, and once those conditions were really clear, it became much easier for him to avoid sending pilots into those conditions. Much less ambiguity, i.e. “just don’t send pilots into this kind of weather and you’ll probably be fine.”

To my knowledge, he never killed any pilots. 🙂

I think of this approach like seeing the negative of a photograph, and by studying it, we can much more clearly make out the actual picture.

So, with that in mind, let’s look at how someone might make terrible investment decisions and lose all their money.

How to make terrible investment decisions:

Invest more than you can afford to lose (awarded “most popular mistake!” since… well, forever 🙃)

Try to time the market (Seriously, please don’t)

Put yourself in a position where you have to sell when the markets are down

Freak out and sell when markets are crashing (you knew this was eventually going to happen before you bought in, right?)

Actively trade, think you can “outsmart” the market, or obsess about short term prices, technical analysis, and charts

Make investment decisions in a highly emotional state (meditate, damn it! 🧘🧘‍♀️)

Listen to people who only talk about prices going up, or flashy nonsense peddlers on YouTube

Use leverage, invest with borrowed money, or otherwise gamble & try to get rich overnight

Buy things that you don’t understand

Buy things with no fundamental value

Buy things because your friends are buying them

Buy things because they’re going up in price

FOMO into hype, Memecoins, NFTs, or prices going up

Think that markets will “only go up” from here, or think that you can have an asset class with 10-100x upside, without having the occasional 50-80%+ bear market

And finally…

Ignore the fact that the dopamine hit that comes from checking prices, making money, and getting excited is a drug

Ignore the fact that fear puts your brain in survival mode, and your IQ drops through the floor

Think you are a perfectly rational, unemotional person (none of us are ☺️)

While there are of course other ways to lose your money or do something foolish, that list covers upwards of 95% of the investing mistakes you could make. Avoid these pitfalls and your odds of success will skyrocket. 😄

So, now that we’ve gotten clear on what not to do, let’s look more closely at what we should be doing.